When Sydney Sweeney had her cans out on SNL, I was hesitant to believe that this constituted a triumph of hetero male values and a return to sanity… but it could be that nature really is healing.
On Instagram Friday, Lizzo announced that she was retiring from the music industry, I guess to spend more time with her sandwiches.
Actually, it wasn’t clear what she meant when she said she was quitting. Hopefully, she meant that she’s done being a public figure entirely.
At the very least, it’s safe to assume she’s done with Instagram, which will be good because it’ll prevent me from accidentally seeing the photos she’d sometimes post of herself in a bikini.
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