Angel Reese MUST be allowed to disrespect the other team
They just don't want black women to exercise
It’s not enough that women’s sports are aired on television as if they constitute entertainment. Black female athletes must be allowed to “bring their complete selves to work.” If that means making taunting gestures to their competitors, then Keith Olbermann will just have to deal with it.
I join some of the most morally correct members of our society, including Shaquille O’Neal and the hosts of Million Dollaz Worth of Game, in standing in solidarity with LSU player Angel Reese, who faced criticism after doing the Tony Yayo dance in the face of Iowa player Caitlin Clark after her team won the championship, as one does.
It should be noted that many prominent black men, including the aforementioned Shaq, Gillie and Wallo, defended Reese. Black men are sometimes criticized for not supporting black women, like erstwhile Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams. This disproves that point, and it’ll be important to keep in mind if Trump becomes even more popular with black men in ‘24 as a result of having been arrested.
You’re welcome, ladies.
I didn’t realize that the women’s championship game was around the same time as the men’s, and one thing they might consider is moving the women’s game to later in the year. This silly controversy overshadowed the men’s game, despite men’s basketball being a valid sport.
Men play basketball in the winter because they play football in the fall. Girls don’t play football, do they? If they do, they shouldn’t. They could hurt themselves in a way that prevents them from bearing offspring, either because their junk was somehow damaged or their face was no longer as attractive. People are having a hard enough time reproducing, despite Roe v. Wade being overturned.
If they insist on playing a sport in the fall, might I suggest Jello wrestling, like in the movie Stripes? It’s aggressive, like football, and I know that’s a lot of women’s thing these days—trying to be like men. Also, it would be more entertaining for men than girls trying to play basketball. I could easily see it becoming the most popular female sport.
Doing the Tony Yayo dance in the face of a competitor wouldn’t be an issue, because wrestling is all about taunting gestures. In fact, some people are suggesting that the Tony Yayo dance is a move invented by John Cena. Pshaw! That’s like saying Donald Trump is the first politician to get arrested. Put some respect on Marion Barry’s name.
It makes sense that girls young enough to be in college at this point wouldn’t have, say, fond memories of that time Yayo slapped Jimmy Henchman’s son, let alone Aretha Franklin (or even the song “Hey Nineteen” by Steely Dan), but why would they know who John Cena is? Do these girls even like guys?
If they don’t, there’s an easy and obvious solution to this controversy. Instead of going to the White House to visit Jill Biden, who shouldn’t even be allowed to invite people to the White House, Reese and Clark can kiss each other on the mouth. They can of course televise it, and Bud Light, which is targeting a new demographic, can sponsor it. Clark can run her fingers through Reese’s immaculate “baby hairs,” thus satisfying her curiosity.
It’s what MLK would have wanted.