You guys know that I view Michelle Obama as a fitness icon for black women and that I believe wholeheartedly that she’s a legit, anatomically correct woman.
I don’t know for a fact that the latter is true, but I want it to be, and I’d be willing to take a look for the sake of music journalism.
So I was excited to hear that Kanye West declared in an interview that, given the choice of any woman in the world with whom to have have a threesome with himself and his wife, the racktastic Bianca Censori, he would choose Michelle Obama.
That is, until it occurred to me that he was just joking, and that he probably doesn’t even believe that she’s a woman.
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