You’d be upset too if you found out that your child’s mother participated in the debauchery orchestrated by Puff Daddy in various hotel rooms, kissing your son on the lips after having been peed on by a male sex worker nicknamed the Punisher.
If the child ends up with some sort of VD on his lips, the money to have it treated is likely going to have to come out of your pocket. If she couldn’t negotiate a better rate than $10,000 for nine days spent in Turks and Caicos and six in the Bahamas doing God knows what, she probably didn’t have the sense to save any of that money.
Were her meals at least paid for?
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