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Nelly is married to a black woman

Nelly is married to a black woman

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Byron Crawford
Jul 01, 2025
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Any criticism of Nelly, whether it’s the fact that he performed at Donald Trump’s inauguration, or things that don’t have anything to do with politics, is rendered irrelevant by the fact that he purposely chose to marry a black woman of a certain age, when he could be out here scoring with hot young white chicks, who I’m sure still love the song “Hot in Herre.”

If Nelly didn’t impregnate and marry a 40-some-odd-years-old Ashanti, would she be a wife or a mother? It’s highly unlikely. Irv Gotti has been dead since February, and he may not have been in a state to father a child in the period leading up to his death.

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