Just because a guy is a little bit on the short side doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be provided with access to a woman’s body.
He’s obviously having a hard enough time as it is, not being able to reach things in his cabinets, buy clothes that are intended for adults or be taken seriously in his place of employment.
Why compound those issues by not making sweet, passionate love to him?
It’s a wonder more short guys aren’t out here shooting up schools, if an article in the New York Times about their relationship woes is to be believed.
Fortunately, I’d imagine it’s difficult for them to hide a gun in their tiny pants. If they do carry a concealed weapon, it’d have to be a small one—a pea shooter—which might not even break the skin.
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