Jay Electronica might be on to something

No Kanye

What if Jay Electronica is trying to tell us something?

I knew he possessed certain esoteric knowledge when he dropped “Exhibit C,” one of the GOAT rap songs, which only seems like the ramblings of a nutty homeless person who lives in a train station.

I was impressed even further when A Written Testimony dropped on the exact same day as Covid. How did he know when the Chinese, possibly along with certain other groups, planned to unleash the pandemic?

It can’t be that the album just happened to come out the same day as the disease, because who even thought there would be a Jay Electronica album? He signed the deal to release the album decades before it was released.

He spent at least part of the interim making sweet passionate love to a member of the Rothschild family, possibly in an attempt to gather intel. I’m not gonna say what he may have learned, because I’ve yet to convert my life’s savings to crypto.