Is Taylor Swift thick now or just old?

Could the wall be approaching?

One of the whites on my job had a theory that the Super Bowl would be fixed in favor of Kansas City and that, after the game, Travis Kelce would propose to Taylor Swift and Trump would somehow be involved. Maybe the president would perform the wedding right there on the spot. I’m not sure.

It sounded like some ol’ bullshit to me—until I saw that Trump was there in the audience at the Super Bowl, as if he’s not the president. Who was running the country while he was at the game, Elon Musk? There’s no way Trump could leave JD Vance in charge. Vance might ease immigration restrictions on Asian countries “for his own personal amusement.”

Then the Eagles proceeded to beat the ever-loving dog shit out of the Chiefs as if they were Chris Brown and the Chiefs had given them herpes, and there went that theory.