Come to find out, 50 Cent was just mad that his child’s mother is a filthy hoo-er and that Puff Daddy made sweet, passionate love to her on the reg, this despite the fact that he’s teh ghey.
In the lawsuit filed by Lil Rod, which has been amended with juicy new details (no Diddy), it’s alleged that she was on the Diddler’s payroll, in a “professional” capacity, and that she was involved in his white slavery ring.
Fiddy took to Instagram to express his amusement, and to announce that he was seeking full custody of his son, natch, and within the hour she was accusing him of steamy non-con sex.
Is she about to drop a RICO on him? At the very least, he might have to settle for supervised visitation, every other weekend at a Burger King that has a playground in it.
If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned.
Already, they’ve ruined the release of his wife’s country album. Cowboy Curtis drops today, and I haven’t heard anything about it, other than her trying to gin up a controversy in which country radio stations refused to play its lead single because she’s black.
Erykah Badu objected to the album having an American flag on the cover, during the situation in Gaza, which she monitors closely. She said as much on Instagram, and the Beyhive put her on its list of things to do today.
She tried to get Jay-Z to say something, but he must not have been interested. If he had been, he may have been able to hit that, thus becoming Eskimo brothers with a veritable who’s who of performers.
Jay-Z isn’t involved in human trafficking that I’m aware of, but neither is Diddy. The allegations against the latter are obviously false, except for the part about him being secretly teh ghey, which might be true.
Obviously, this guy Lil Rod just saw that Diddy was cutting checks to his alleged victims and figured he’d get in on it.
He may have had his lawyer consult the Google for pictures of the erstwhile mogul with other celebrities and then cross-referenced it with a list of people who’ve been me too’d. Hence Cuba Gooding Jr.
People familiar with the matter say a video of Stevie J getting effed in the a by a white guy, which was submitted as evidence, was a teh ghey male pr0n star who bears a vague resemblance.
This week, someone on X turned up audio of Diddy bufuing Meek Mill. I wasn’t about to listen to confirm, but I wonder how they determined that was the two of them. Was the song “Dreams and Nightmares” playing in the background? Is that what that song is about?
It would be easy enough to find pictures of Jay-Z with Diddy. Diddy was involved in the production of the two worst Jay-Z albums, In My Lifetime Vol. 1 and American Gangster.
Jay-Z also dropped two albums with R. Kelly. A tour they went on was canceled abruptly here in St. Louis, but not because Jay found out what Arruh did to Aaliyah. Supposedly, the video for the song “Fiesta” was filmed on Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James island.
Jay-Z was linked to Aaliyah himself, and supposedly that contributed to the Roc-A-Fella breakup. It’s also been alleged that he used to pick Foxy Brown up from school when she was 15 and that he got with Beyoncé when she was 16. If he’s ever dragged into court, he might have to prove that Beyoncé is really in her 50s, as many suspect.
Nas called him the other f-word on “Ether,” but that may have just been in reference to his inability to grow a mustache. He did attend a few dates of Beyoncé’s Renaissance tour, but only because he didn’t have a choice in the matter. There’s no evidence to suggest that he was down in the audience with the guys in buttless chaps.
I imagine the Cowboy Curtis tour will be even more teh ghey. No Diddy. I’d suggest Jay-Z not attend, but maybe he should? Whoever’s behind this campaign against Diddy might appreciate it. At the very least, it’s probably for the best that he didn’t take Erykah Badu up on her implied offer. He’s got enough problems as it is.
Modern day Twain.