Does Cardi B's BBL stink?

An investigation

People were quick to clown Offset when his ex Cardi B was on a yacht with some professional athlete I’m not familiar with (though I’m sure he’s excellent at sports), but the surviving Migos rapper may have ironically dodged a bullet.

Word on the street is that said athlete dropped Cardi B like a bad habit because he couldn’t stand the smell of her BBL.

It must be pretty gross, if he was willing to get with her despite all her other negative qualities.

BBLs are miraculous in that they can take a woman whose body is unremarkable, if not unacceptable, and turn her into someone who could potentially pursue what’s come to be known on social media and some segments of academia as sex work.

But they’re not without their risks. If they’re not performed by a reputable doctor, the girl could die as a result of complications. Her leg could get gangrenous and have to be amputated, and then she’d have to star in a different kind of adult films.

The market for that kind of content is likely to be relatively niche, and it’s bound to get oversaturated, as more and more girls get botched BBLs. They’d have to go on permanent disability, which I’m pretty sure just got cut in the Big Beautiful Bill.

Can girls with amputated limbs still feel a slight tingle if you hit them hard in their stumps with a broomstick like in the movie Freddy Got Fingered? Asking for a friend.