America doesn't deserve a Sexyy Red tour

Misogynoir rears its ugly head once again

You’d think there would be concern about the well-being of Sexyy Red’s child, given that we quite literally watched this child being conceived.

And yet, only 45% of tickets to Sexyy Red’s stadium tour had been sold as of the other day. That’s not even half!

Did it not occur to people that if Sexyy Red doesn’t make money on this tour, her child might not be able to eat? It might be forced to try to eat a tube of Bootyhole Brown lip gloss, and that can’t possibly be safe for human consumption.